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Ammo Demotivational Poster


DISTURBING - The amount of ammo? No. The Cat? No. The Hello-Kitty toaster? No. All of them in the same place at the same time? Very.


TAGS: ammo ammunition cat hello kitty
Rating: 3.77/5

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nik - July 7, 2009, 12:14 am
Goodnight Bone
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:13 am
Nite bone... thanks for dropping in.
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:12 am
You know, that always did look like Texas...Night all, Mrs.Bone says Bedtime
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:09 am
Genius comment. You're killing me!
Sean - July 7, 2009, 12:07 am
I know that look all too well. That cat's one burned english Muffin away from the nearest bell tower. But hey, what canya do?
Jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 10:11 pm
http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2008/11/29/0_30.jpg
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:39 pm
What? You know how irresponsible it is to leave ammo-guarding up to a dog?


MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!


TAGS: cute chick ammo guns ***y
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Needs a conditioning shampoo and a couple cooking classes, methinks. That'll take care of the mortgage, then we can get to reasons for ammo.


MEAN KITTY -




COMBAT FLIPFLOPS -


TAGS: army combat flipflop ammo guns
Rating: 4.61/5

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IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 7:26 am
How about one more vote huh guys?
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:41 pm
LOL. that and the pool sharks, because some guys just don't care. :|
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 7:38 pm
hey them flip flops are the only thing standing between you and the fugliest fungus in the shower bay. ESSENTIAL Eqpt.
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:28 pm
yeah I thought I was so cool when I took this picture...then I realized something stood out.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm
love this
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:17 pm
who needs boots right?


BASIC LOAD -




TRAYVON TARGETS - Now available in the gun and ammo section of your local Walmart .


TAGS: trayvon targets guns ammo walmart
Rating: 3.17/5

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SteveFurlong - May 11, 2012, 10:25 pm
Local police depts had to change to blue silhouette targets for range practice because of complaints that black silhouettes trained the (mostly white) police to shoot at black people.


FREEDOM - A cause worth fighting for.




AND IF I RUN OUT OF AMMO - I can still hit the enemy with this baby




THE BATERANG - Brought to you by Blammo




AN APPLE A DAY -


TAGS: hilda apple ammo humor poster
Rating: 4.43/5

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lgvernon - March 20, 2015, 1:38 pm

Good cover.
mizzdizz - March 20, 2015, 11:11 am
LOL! Like the way she's somewhat hidden behind the stump! 5L!


TOMORROW -


TAGS: tomorrow labor saving device hammock
Rating: 4.1/5

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CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:10 pm
NICE!


SERENITY -


TAGS: that weasel stole my hammock
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - May 18, 2009, 8:21 pm
It wasn't! That coffee was amazing. I'd ask you if there was more where that came from (pun alert!), but if we're both talking about what I think we're talking about, it's gonna take about six or seven weeks, eh?
Mark - May 18, 2009, 7:45 pm
Actually I sleep soundly because I don't have any conscience whatsoever. In fact I don't feel the least bit guilty about slipping that chicken bone into your peach melba. By the way...that wasn't cream you put in your coffee this morning.
Sean - May 17, 2009, 11:31 pm
It's alright. I'm ok everyone. Now what the hell was a chicken bone doing in my bowl of peach melba?
Sean - May 17, 2009, 11:30 pm
Well alright then ... Why Mark? Why do you sleep so "soundly"? Is is because ... YER A WEASEL?!!! hahahahahahahaha *strts to gag on chicken bone, turning blue ... to be contin.*
Mark - May 17, 2009, 11:24 pm
It's OK Sean...even when you make me the brunt of your jokes, you make me laugh. I'll serve up the straight lines...you just hit them out of the park.
Sean - May 17, 2009, 11:19 pm
Mark, Mark, Mark. Yesterday I "accidentally" called you ferretface. And today ... well today was supposed to be a brand new day .... Dammit man, I can only resist a straight line for so long .... *mutters to self* Serenity Now Serenity Now
Mark - May 17, 2009, 10:56 pm
So that's why I sleep so soundly.
agdaniele - May 17, 2009, 7:18 pm
An indifferent 5L for this masterpiece!


OFFICE HARMONY - Some achieve it through through politeness, patience and a cooperative spirit. Some don't.


TAGS: bullets ammo rounds guns second ammendment
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:05 am
A well-armed society is a polite and considerate society.
crankyhead - June 14, 2010, 9:08 pm
Firearms in the workplace... that must be part of that "realistic civilization" thingy you and I were discussing earlier. 5 Lions singing in harmony for you sir =)
Faceplant31 - June 14, 2010, 8:53 pm
Nice one Jmac!


WAR MAMMOTH - And your day wasn't going that well to begin with.




NEVER ENOUGH -




Police -


TAGS: police mammoth
Rating: 4.6/5

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lgvernon - March 28, 2014, 9:28 pm

That's mammoth tusk...tusk.


YOUTH RIGHT OF WAY -


TAGS: mallrat beauty intelligence cammo
Rating: 4.13/5

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agdaniele - March 28, 2011, 7:36 pm
No lips... curse of the irish.


BIG GUNS - "okay, buddy, i just turn around that corner and run as fast as i can."




Jacket -




FAMOUS LAST WORDS - Ammo -




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